Today I have good cleavage. I would like to thank this amazing tank top I have on for this pleasure. Today I also saw two benefits of this interesting phenomenon.
1. Having extra cleavage means you don’t have to wear something with pockets. It’s like a ready made pocket.
2. A man nearly had his hand taken off in the elevator to get it open for me. And while that’s nice, he never once looked at my face when he asked me what floor I was going to.