Smart Water.

“Smart Water is falsely advertised. I don’t feel any smarter! And I’ve had 3 bottles.”

The above statement was in fact uttered by a real human being… one who has a college education, a high-paying job, and a very good-looking boyfriend. How it is that someone could be that frakking dumb, and have all those perfect credentials… I have no idea.

It was just the first time I really wished I could have given her smart-water… to help her out a bit…
or perhaps…
trip her down a flight of stairs, to help out Darwin.

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