0.00 means up!

Ok. Let me just set this up first. In our elevator at my company’s building, we have something called a “Televator” which means there’s a small TV-screen in it that shows headlines and other random things. There’s also a stock ticker, and sometimes they show specific stock-movement.

While heading down to the ground floor, I looked at it, and it was showing stock market changes. All of them were down, except for one. The one that had an upward pointing arrow had a change of “0.00”

Apparently, our economic climate has gotten so bad that the a stock that has no change at all is considered up!


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